why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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