A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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