these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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