yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Ladies don't puke and tell
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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