Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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