At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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