Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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