If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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