So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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