According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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