So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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