He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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