I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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