To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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