How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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