I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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