you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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