the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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