How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
