Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
