watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
There r osticjed everywhere
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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