covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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