I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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