So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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