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  • 99 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:45am

    People who don't wear condoms for one night stands should lose the ability to have sex.

  • 84 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:56am

    For humanity's sake, lets hope they dont have kids....

  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:43am

    I'm a midget and I just fucked some loser... Oh and he didn't even wrap it!

  • 69 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:00pm

    I've never used a condom, but I'm faithful to one and only one person. People who don't use condoms aren't that bad.

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:16am

    True Life: I Fucked a Dumbass

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:12pm

    Cheers to you for being a disgusting douche 12:26

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:23am

    10:20 Please die. People like you ruin sex for the rest of us who are actually responsible. Hopefully your dick will fall off before you can spread disease anymore.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:01pm

    Condoms suck and pulling out is for chumps

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:00pm

    5:10 All that illogical homophobia makes you next.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:31am

    And PS Darwin didn't talk about stupidity; fitness if a species doesn't necessarily equal high intelligence, otherwise all us humans would be either geniuses (which it's obvious you're not) or dead (which happily we're not)... So go read up on the subject and stop looking like such a douchebag

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:45pm

    why would you wrap a midget??

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:42am

    I've always wanted a show like that

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:52pm

    I couldn't fuck a midget

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:27pm

    5:45 That made me laugh harder then I should have.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:26pm

    Saw a midget take 12 inches in porn, my 8-1/2 doesn't feel so big anymore...

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:44pm

    lol at all the moral indignation. That's the entire point of this site.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:03pm

    I can't believe how many people don't wear a condom... It's every single one of your faults that there is so much sexually transmitted desease. It's incredibly selfish

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:08pm

    john and kate plus 8, the midget version

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:24am

    It didn't make me laugh until the smiley

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:53pm

    In soviet russia midgets are launched into space because society has no place for them

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:19am

    no tv show for you, dumbass. just possible std's.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:03am

    No, you're not. Go fucking die. Stupid fucktards looking for the most retarded TV shows that are dumbing down America....

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:24am

    not if you get an abortion

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:38am

    Not surprised this is from the 925 hahahah

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:55am

    Lmfao this made me laugh lol

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:21pm

    Makes me proud that this person represents the 925...btw, I bet I know who the midget is.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:18am

    I dunno if I would... Probably would have to be very, very drunk... I mean, small dicks aren't really my thing

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:51pm

    This is fantastic. I near pee'd myself!! :D

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:53am

    Fuckkng a midget = WIN!!!

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:17pm

    Yea condoms can prevent stds but what about the most important reason to use them? Fuck babies!!! Hope OP got the midget pregnant...

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:44pm

    8:27 I am right there with you. Hahahaha

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:38pm

    925! Represent that contra costa pride! Hahahaha

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:52pm

    Yeah midget vaginas are the same size as average height people's vaginas. I dunno about male midgets and their penises... Great now I gotta watch midget porn to find out lol

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:16am

    7:50 uh, no it will be detected generally within 6 weeks to 3 months... And don't try to say otherwise... I studied all this stuff (masters level BMI courses), but one exception is if you been injected with a modified lentiviridae vaccine for whatever reason (lentivirus~HIV virus, minus the coding genes)

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:58pm

    well done, good night! for a good midget story check tucker max's website...classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:20am

    I never wear a condom and if a girl makes me i tell her how I can't feel anything that's always worked for me.

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:26pm

    12:03 i've never wore a condom I've slept with about 60 girls I'm married now. But I have never had a STD. So I think your statement is wrong.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:35am

    3:53 that's funny as hell