just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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People who don't wear condoms for one night stands should lose the ability to have sex.
For humanity's sake, lets hope they dont have kids....
True Life: I Fucked a Dumbass
I've never used a condom, but I'm faithful to one and only one person. People who don't use condoms aren't that bad.
Cheers to you for being a disgusting douche 12:26
Condoms suck and pulling out is for chumps
I'm a midget and I just fucked some loser... Oh and he didn't even wrap it!
I've always wanted a show like that
5:10 All that illogical homophobia makes you next.
10:20 Please die. People like you ruin sex for the rest of us who are actually responsible. Hopefully your dick will fall off before you can spread disease anymore.
And PS Darwin didn't talk about stupidity; fitness if a species doesn't necessarily equal high intelligence, otherwise all us humans would be either geniuses (which it's obvious you're not) or dead (which happily we're not)... So go read up on the subject and stop looking like such a douchebag
Saw a midget take 12 inches in porn, my 8-1/2 doesn't feel so big anymore...
why would you wrap a midget??
I couldn't fuck a midget
It didn't make me laugh until the smiley
5:45 That made me laugh harder then I should have.
Lmfao this made me laugh lol
lol at all the moral indignation. That's the entire point of this site.
I dunno if I would... Probably would have to be very, very drunk... I mean, small dicks aren't really my thing
john and kate plus 8, the midget version
This is fantastic. I near pee'd myself!! :D
well done, good night! for a good midget story check tucker max's website...classic.
No, you're not. Go fucking die. Stupid fucktards looking for the most retarded TV shows that are dumbing down America....
Yea condoms can prevent stds but what about the most important reason to use them? Fuck babies!!! Hope OP got the midget pregnant...
not if you get an abortion
8:27 I am right there with you. Hahahaha
no tv show for you, dumbass. just possible std's.
Makes me proud that this person represents the 925...btw, I bet I know who the midget is.
I can't believe how many people don't wear a condom... It's every single one of your faults that there is so much sexually transmitted desease. It's incredibly selfish
In soviet russia midgets are launched into space because society has no place for them
Not surprised this is from the 925 hahahah
925! Represent that contra costa pride!
I never wear a condom and if a girl makes me i tell her how I can't feel anything that's always worked for me.
Yeah midget vaginas are the same size as average height people's vaginas. I dunno about male midgets and their penises... Great now I gotta watch midget porn to find out lol
Fuckkng a midget = WIN!!!
7:50 uh, no it will be detected generally within 6 weeks to 3 months... And don't try to say otherwise... I studied all this stuff (masters level BMI courses), but one exception is if you been injected with a modified lentiviridae vaccine for whatever reason (lentivirus~HIV virus, minus the coding genes)
12:03 i've never wore a condom I've slept with about 60 girls I'm married now. But I have never had a STD. So I think your statement is wrong.
3:53 that's funny as hell