just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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People who don't wear condoms for one night stands should lose the ability to have sex.
For humanity's sake, lets hope they dont have kids....
True Life: I Fucked a Dumbass
Cheers to you for being a disgusting douche 12:26
I've never used a condom, but I'm faithful to one and only one person. People who don't use condoms aren't that bad.
I'm a midget and I just fucked some loser... Oh and he didn't even wrap it!
Condoms suck and pulling out is for chumps
And PS Darwin didn't talk about stupidity; fitness if a species doesn't necessarily equal high intelligence, otherwise all us humans would be either geniuses (which it's obvious you're not) or dead (which happily we're not)... So go read up on the subject and stop looking like such a douchebag
5:10 All that illogical homophobia makes you next.
10:20 Please die. People like you ruin sex for the rest of us who are actually responsible. Hopefully your dick will fall off before you can spread disease anymore.
I've always wanted a show like that
5:45 That made me laugh harder then I should have.
Saw a midget take 12 inches in porn, my 8-1/2 doesn't feel so big anymore...
I couldn't fuck a midget
lol at all the moral indignation. That's the entire point of this site.
why would you wrap a midget??
It didn't make me laugh until the smiley
john and kate plus 8, the midget version
Lmfao this made me laugh lol
I dunno if I would... Probably would have to be very, very drunk... I mean, small dicks aren't really my thing
This is fantastic. I near pee'd myself!! :D
not if you get an abortion
No, you're not. Go fucking die. Stupid fucktards looking for the most retarded TV shows that are dumbing down America....
8:27 I am right there with you. Hahahaha
well done, good night! for a good midget story check tucker max's website...classic.
I can't believe how many people don't wear a condom... It's every single one of your faults that there is so much sexually transmitted desease. It's incredibly selfish
Yea condoms can prevent stds but what about the most important reason to use them? Fuck babies!!! Hope OP got the midget pregnant...
no tv show for you, dumbass. just possible std's.
Makes me proud that this person represents the 925...btw, I bet I know who the midget is.
Not surprised this is from the 925 hahahah
In soviet russia midgets are launched into space because society has no place for them
Yeah midget vaginas are the same size as average height people's vaginas. I dunno about male midgets and their penises... Great now I gotta watch midget porn to find out lol
7:50 uh, no it will be detected generally within 6 weeks to 3 months... And don't try to say otherwise... I studied all this stuff (masters level BMI courses), but one exception is if you been injected with a modified lentiviridae vaccine for whatever reason (lentivirus~HIV virus, minus the coding genes)
925! Represent that contra costa pride!
I never wear a condom and if a girl makes me i tell her how I can't feel anything that's always worked for me.
3:53 that's funny as hell
Fuckkng a midget = WIN!!!
12:03 i've never wore a condom I've slept with about 60 girls I'm married now. But I have never had a STD. So I think your statement is wrong.