we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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