yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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