You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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