I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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