I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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