That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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