Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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