To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just found a bag of teeth...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
