I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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