So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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