Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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