I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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