Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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