it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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