I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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