I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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