I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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