just tell him i said nine months
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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