You really coming over, don't trick.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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