My brain says no but my pants say off.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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