school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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