I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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