how can u be prego again
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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