y did u give ur computer a hand job?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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