so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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