He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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I think op needs to suck my flute
This one time? At band camp?
I'm busy right now. I guess you'll have to pucker up on this one sis.
"Flute" is totally German slang for dick. Just so you know, it's not as weird as it initially sounds. Got to admit, though, the first time I heard that, Mozart's "The Magic Flute" has never been quite the same. :P
what's so bad about that?
That sound like somethig I wuld say... If he's ugly and fat
Charles Rutherford thinks he didn't want you any way and blow flute is code for farting in ur fat face!
Blow his flute? More like suck his cock.
- Ken -
he meant play it you dumb cunt.
"he meant play it you dumb cunt."
Uh yea, I got that, hence the fact I begged friends to get me out of their, thanks :)
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I first read this as "he asked me if I wanted to blow his future" and laughed way harder.
Cockmaster says u can blow my flute
He may have meant an actual flute... That could be the problem.