Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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