Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So many bounce houses so little time
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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