Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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