Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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