Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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