you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
operation have a gay friend backfired
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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