Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
my poor anus
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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