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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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