I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You are a genius and a whore.
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