We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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