sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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