Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Brrr. Talk about shrinkage....
And it shat on Santa clause's chest and Mrs. clause smeared it all over her pussy
I had sex in a church so you get to freeze while I burn!
Lost my virginity in my Sunday School room after track practice in 7th grade. Church of Christ Pearsall TX. Kimberly W*****e was my partner. See you soon.
Had sex in an ice castle.
To W.T.F.: What the fuck? A little to much time in the deviant mushroom patch, maybe? You're seriously bent, dude.
Was it a penis shaped igloo?
Built an ice hut.
Then Rudolph licked it off while the unicorn gave him an anal cream pie Which he then farted out all over Frosty's face and it froze. What's in your wallet bitch?
You win! Not even gonna try and top that.
Performed oral sex after an AA meeting once. Never thought about going to confession. FUCK. Hell I didn't think about it.
**In a Church**
I fucked a polar bear with an ice dildo while some eskimo bitch watched and masturbated until she squirted and it made ice and it rained down on the bear and a penguin made it into a popcicle and i came on the popcicle making it a creamcicle and a unicorn ate it
you have no idea what you are doing, clearly.